Apparently Fairfax journalists are not going to call Christopher Monckton ‘Lord’. Why would they? They already have one true lord. Depending on which warmist you talk to, it is either Al Gore or Gaia. The first of gaia’s commandments:
I am your one true god, you shalt take no other god before me.
The second is, pay your carbon taxes. Just as you tip in a couple of bucks at church as the collection plate is passed around, so to do you have to chip in for gaia. Except it’s not a couple of bucks, it’s enough to send some families over the edge. Another key difference is, you have to pay. It’s added on to everything, you can’t avoid it. Everybody pays their carbon taxes to appease the great and almighty gaia.